All Men Are Cremated Equal - Funny Funeral Director T-Shirt
Regular price$28.00
$23.00
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Machine wash cold with like colors, dry low heat
This humorous tee is perfect for any mortician, funeral director, embalmer, or undertaker. The custom distressed, retro-style graphic reads "All Men Are Cremated Equal." An excellent gift for those in the Funeral Services business. Wear it under your lab coat, to provide comic relief in the crematorium, embalming room or at the bar after work. Provides a little gallows humor for those who's job it is to preserve the dignity and memory of lost loved ones.
The perfect gift for a cremator with a dark sense of humor. Wear it to work at the funeral home or out with friends. Morticians, cremators, embalmers, funeral home directors, diggers of graves, cemetery maintenance crews, and undertakers will love this shirt. Go ahead and laugh a little you've urned it! It even makes a unique bad dad joke gift if father's humor is dark enough. Also appropriate for Halloween.
Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem
We use high quality and Eco-friendly material and Inks! We promise that our Prints will not Fade, Crack or Peel in the wash.The Ink will last As Long As the Garment. We do not use cheap quality Shirts like other Sellers, our Shirts are of high Quality and super Soft, perfect fit for summer or winter dress.
Orders are printed and shipped between 3-5 days.We use USPS/UPS to ship the order.You can expect your package to arrive around 9 - 12 business days after the purchase.
We charge flat rate of $5.95 shipping free for any order within United State.Products are fulfilled in the US. We have other styles available in our store like hoodies, sweetshirt, tank top, tshirt.Check them out. If you have any idea, send us an email, we will make the shirt for you.